“Ah summaries, may you never cease to bore me to death.” --Me, just now-
Now I certainly understand
summaries have a place and use. If I’m trying to decide on a movie after doing
absolutely zero research, I am forced to wing it based on the brief rundown
provided by the movie studios. Are they going to make it sound like a lot more
than it is? Yes, they probably are. Are they going to at least make a rundown
promising me “…thrills, chills, romance, and explosions…?” They most certainly will. Every time I read this type of summary trying
to sell me any type of media, I’ve learned to instinctively roll my eyes, and
insist they take my money for the afore mentioned promises of entertainment.
The action of rolling my eyes however, states my disbelief in what I’m being
promised. Why would I not just jump in
head first clapping and giddy? Well it really boils down to my –at times
annoying- need to analyze media.
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| Taken by and used with permission of my brother Jon Baker |
You see, when I go to the movies
modernly I try really hard to just tell my brain to shut up and watch the
pretty moving lights; the problem is it simply refuses to listen. Through the course
of the movie I’m usually keeping a mental inventory of each scene that really “stands
out.” The reason I make an inventory of these scenes, be they good or laughably
bad, is to afterward be able to step back and look at the movie as a whole.
After recently being exposed –unwillingly mind you- to the new tween gem “TheHunger Games” I can assure you my inventory was flooded with mental notes by
the time the credits started rolling.
If I were to sit here and retell
you the plot line you would –fall asleep- probably think the premise sounded interesting,
and possibly make the mistake of watching it. If instead I told you that the
movie combined adolescent story telling stolen from a Japanese movie franchise,
acting that I can only liken to nails on a chalkboard, and an overall premise
that crosses the line separating creative and absolute silliness; perhaps you
would be a little less inclined. The problem therein is that I still haven’t really
provided any reasons why I feel that
way. Take for instance my first line about “…adolescent story telling stolen
from a Japanese movie…” this statement alone may invoke some curiosity, but it
really doesn't do anything to sell you
on my point of view. Instead I should
expand the thought, telling you that it’s literally a movie about a world
without enough food, so the only logical outcome is society sets up brutal games
in which people kill each other over rations. I should also mention that the
premise for the movie is stolen primarily from a movie franchise called “BattleRoyale” from twelve plus years ago. Those are some observations that I can use
to support my opinion, and while my opinions can be contested, so can my facts.
Someone could easily –please don’t by the way, these are only a few examples of
what I based my opinion on- object,
saying that Battle Royale was a totally different movie that just so happened
to feature teenagers killing each other on an island. Someone could say that
the story is the only way mankind could ever get by; I won’t offer anymore
examples I just hope you see where I’m going with this.
The point is my “feelings” about
the movie are based on my analysis of its components, and my feelings may not
be right for everyone. So while I agree that a good analysis should be arguable,
I think it’s important to also point out that most analysis is based on your
feelings. Rather you think something is amazing, or totally beneath you in some
way, I think a lot of it comes down to how you feel about the individual
component. If you and a date go to watch Twilight 8 –or whatever one they are
on now- you might watch a scene and think to yourself “did that really just
happen? Dear God how long was this movie again?” Your date on the other hand
may be thinking “He’s dreamy, how did I get suckered into a date with this guy
again?” All jokes aside, it’s all in your reactions, the trick for me has
always been simply asking myself why I reacted that way. If I think something
is completely silly, the next thought to follow is usually a myriad of things
that explain why I thought such a thing.
Anyway, I realize long post is long, so I’ll leave it at
that, and if anyone reading is a Hunger Games fan, it’s okay, I like Starship
Troopers; and that is a guilty pleasure.

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